((No update today or tomorrow, busy being dead in Denver. See you Monday!))
Me: “You have a booty.” Alex: “I have a booty; you have a booty.” Both: “Lets touch bootys.”
BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
'bout to go receive the message of the lord brb
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.